February 2012
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kittivanilli replied to your post: Rock bottom.
Yup. lol
Rock bottom.
Every time I’m like ohhhh THIS is it, but it isn’t.
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eBay.
So I’ve been listing things for other people (for a fee, d’oh)… and I have this box of perfume samples (tiny spray bottles, like 50 of them). They’re “Infinite Love” … which I cannot find anywhere. The company seems to be of Ukranian descent…
The smells range from old lady in a posh nursing home to baby prostitute.
Alter Bridge
This guy’s voice is like a bear hug.
Bait Car.
I don’t know how I feel about this show.
Because I think everyone is bad deep down and you make choices to be better.
Humans aren’t basically good.
This show definitely fucking proves that, but it’s messing with crossing a line because they book these people for felonies. Can’t it be really scary warning?
Since I think humans are basically bad, putting a bait car on...
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pocketmerlin replied to your post: Ahhhh. I’m pretty sure I’m now 100% a failure.
on the bright side, if you really are a failure (not saying you are) - then it would be unlikly you could hit 100% at that too. If there is anything some internet strangers could do to help just ask.
haha, you have a good point.
Internet strangers, if any of you have any sort of employment at the ready...
Ahhhh. I'm pretty sure I'm now 100% a failure.
Failure nap time.
“Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when the soul is on its knees.”
– Victor Hugo (via thisguyles)
Always, lately.
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wasaaaaabi replied to your post: wasaaaaabi replied to your post: Moose’s farts are…
oh. is it a boston terrier (and other dogs with smushed faces) thing?
Apparently! I wonder if you can buy Febreeze at Costco…
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anglophilium replied to your post: wasaaaaabi replied to your post: Moose’s farts are…
You gotta warn me about your funny before I take a drink of soda or i’m going to have to start billing you for ruined keyboards.
Hmmm… so since I don’t think I’m funny, how the hell am I supposed to warn you? ^_^
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$30 for $15 @ Red Enveloooopppeeee :) →
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Anonymous asked: is english your first language?????
Back to 100%
I thought I was near death yesterday. Okay not really, but I kind of WANTED to die. I couldn’t hold anything down so by bedtime I was freaking STARVING.
It’s like something is fucking with me… I haven’t been sick so often in my life. It’s also the first time I haven’t had health insurance.
Go figs.
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wasaaaaabi replied to your post: Moose’s farts are LETHAL tonight.
why does moose fart so much? :\
Smushed face. The way he takes in air makes him pretty gassy. x_x Why they smell like Satan’s asshole, I have no idea.
So, apparently when I'm unwell or stressed, the...
It’s weird, my arm feels like one of those black fuzzy posters that you color with markers.
>_>
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Moose's farts are LETHAL tonight.
I control his diet but I think people fed him cheese/pizza on the side tonight.
DO THEY NOT REALIZE?
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@Tara
Has all the best ideas.
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Barbie.
I got a new nickname tonight.
Because I … decorate my house?
Neighbor: How is she NOT Barbie?? She has a lamp covered in tiny pink roses!
Me: so fun when people talk about you as you’re right in the room…